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FIVE WAYS TO ESCAPE DEATH USING ONLY A TABLECLOTH
If assassin is on table, pull tablecloth sharply

If trapped in flooding room, bunch up tablecloth so air is trapped within, helping you to float without tiring until you reach the skylight, which you can punch through protecting your fist with another bit of the tablecloth

If threatened by extra-dimensional beings manifesting as tablecloths, drape yourself with tablecloth to blend in until a chance to slip away presents itself

Wolves pounding towards you? A simple tablecloth lasso over a nearby branch and you can climb to safety with ease

Challenged by maniac to produce tablecloth or be stabbed; produce tablecloth
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