The Weekly will return Maintaining Britain's Standards wholly © the weekly science combine Situation: Sent down from university. Attitude: Foppish. Solution: Sponge. etiquette archive Sir: They say writing is all about killing your babies. I should like to advise your readers that this is, in fact, infanticide. Span Tally Garboldisham letters from the editor archive The pound is up 4 exactly against the terrible coincidence of a single chip of gravel spat airborne from beneath a car's squeezing wheel breaking an old man's temple and spilling him dead on his conscientious shopping. state of the pound archive The BRITON'S SCIENCE has shewn that The Weekly, the magazine which strives to maintain Britain's standards, has topped* one million readers since 1871. "I am also available for music-hall," said MR MILLINGTON of this mathematically inevitable achievement. MR NASH added: "This figure excludes the readership of S1 for some reason, ie I omitted to work it out." * Though not, of course, in the sense of assassination. The Weekly has had cause to assassinate no more than two hundred readers. The Adventures of Sexton Blake The Weekly Science Combine accidentally writes a wireless serial of improving thrills for the BBC Light Programme. (Now available in electric record and ethereal versions.) blake archive Sup from the issue broth with the random ladle. New issue every time, subject to blind unfavouring chance. feature archive search science A Christmas Carol A seasonal tale for those with no patience at all. Can Women Write? The enduring myth at last debunked. Wireless Weekly: The Indiscretion Of Mr Roosevelt A shameful broadcast of interest to ears. Irregular Dread: How To Set Your Garden On Fire A foolproof recipe for disaster. By MR S ANDERSON. feature archive The Face at the Window Ha ha! It's only me. Now open the airlock. hurrah/bah archive full profile This chap's purchased an OFFICIAL THE WEEKLY T-SHAPED SHIRT and now he's working off his shame at indulging in such wasteful extravagance. You too may display similar penitence, and perhaps press hot coins guiltily into the hands of a stooped clerk for a copy of MR MILLINGTON's improving books Things About Which My Girlfriend And I Have Argued, A Certain Chemistry, Love and Other Near-Death Experiences and Instructions For Living Someone Else's Life, by patronising the The Weekly Corner Shop corner shop. Items despatched under plain wrapper, school-boys will be chased from the premises with a broom. corner shop Game: Whither Exmouth? Played chiefly in: The environs of Exmouth. Objective: Discovery of Exmouth. Obstacles: Selective memory. Rating: Challenging. heritage of games archive Remain UP-TO-DATE and KEENLY ABREAST with a subscription to BRITAIN'S ADVOCATE OF QUALITIES. You will receive notification by e-mail of forthcoming issues of the magazine which inspires Britons everywhere to forge ahead to a better newness. Alternatively, sub down from the list in weary satiety.    Sign up now and keep TRICKY JOHNNY DEADFELLOW in his place. BRITONS, DO YOUR DUTY. Current scores - Dead: 5,974. Living: 8,079. join the fight advertising-announcement archive Tastes Like Jam Let's Do The Show Right Here In The Barn! Home Barn Ornamental Chaff Jukebox In Your Mouth Cork Flakes further excellent purchases archive Former Colonials! Dispel your dizziness and disorientation in a manner traditional to your quaint and amusing hamlet. Inspect the archives for all that you may have missed while tardy or haemorrhaging.