MERINGUE
Three Egg Whites
2oz Sugar
Baking Tray
Gas Mark 4
Pedal Bin
Scouring Pad |
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Programme to Wednesday
Dracula
Charismatic religious leader, Count Dracula, wisely employs British accountant, Harker, to order his affairs preparatory to a business trip. Fascinating illustration of property contract law, but theme on the whole explored unsatisfactorily. 
Plus Citizen Kane
Reporter investigates ministerial hopeful's last words, "Fish fingers." Thin mystery, no Britons. 
Programme to Friday
George Formby Kicked Down a Flight of Stone Steps
Smash hit musical. 
Plus Sneeze-y Does It!
Twelfth of Fred Ott's popular five-second comedies. This time the colonial japester tries to season his breakfast sausage from a rent bag of pepper while the tyke next door blows dandelion spores through his letter-box and a tethered goose awakens in a keg of soot. What will happen next? 
Programme to Sunday
Safety in the Workplace Instructional Film 57/G: Protective Eyewear for Lathe Operators
Keen-as-mustard labourer, Benson, spends time with adoring wife, Mrs Benson, and young baby, Baby Benson, before hurrying to catch bus for new job at one of Britain's science-triumph steel mills. Slow domestic build-up and general preachiness worth sitting through for spectacular climax. 
Plus Dead of Night
Disgraceful misrepresentation of the architect's profession. |
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DANGEROUS LAUNDRY
Deranged shirts
Monster in the hamper
Caustic soap powder
Machine on fire
Localised war blocking tumble-drier |
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