WE ARE RETURNING YOUR MANUSCRIPT BECAUSE
While the idea of enclosing yourself with the package was ingenious, you unfortunately died in transit
There is no market for Man U films
There are 3% too many nouns
You want next door. I tried taking it round and saying "Cooee!" but no one was in
It contained a bomb; please send again, omitting bomb |
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SONGS FROM NEO-REALIST MUSICALS
Who Will Buy My Sexual Favours
Beating, Isolation And Freezing Plunge Baths Will Solve A Problem Like Maria
Food, Not Enough Food
Les Dawson's Something Like A Dame
Chim Chimernee, Chim Chimernee, Child Up The Flue |
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