HOW TO PAY THIS BILL
Bad-temperedly to the point of saying "Grrr" quite distinctly as you sign the cheque, but while looking in a carefully neutral direction to avoid embarrassment, also eye contact in public
At the last possible moment, once hoped-for landquake is again clearly not to occur; and after all the trouble you went to with the chants and nude dancing as well
In new legitimate currency along the lines of odd-denomination commemorative coins, vouched for by that friend of Tom's who supplies the ink to the Mint - dogs' eyes
Insufficiently, relying on charm of invitingly smiling photograph enclosed in envelope
From your orbiting laser platform to ensure 6% discount off next bill |
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Stick work |
| Exercise |
20x |
Jabbing |
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20x |
Hitting |
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5 mins |
Jesus! Did you see that! What was it? Did I get it? The size of it - what the hell was that? |
| Effect |
Strengthens wrist |
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Flat-iron weights |
| Exercise |
10x |
Grasping flat-iron weights beside body: lifting arms straight from shoulders |
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10x |
Grasping flat-iron weights beside body: describing circle with arms to meet above head |
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2x |
Dropping weights on face; catching and holding with eyelids |
| Effect |
Strengthens chest, back and arms; improves hand-eye co-ordination |
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Chair work |
| Exercise |
1x |
Standing to attention behind chair; gripping back of chair with hands stretched out, palms uppermost; raising chair smartly until arms are at shoulder height; tipping child into sea |
| Effect |
Removes child from presence |
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SELF-HELP
Coping With Knee Loss
So What If You Drove Over That Glazier?
Life After Being The Innocent Caught Up In A Whirlingly Exciting Adventure Who's Left Behind At The End
You Can't Stamp - I Can't Draw - Let's Get Together And Stamp And Draw For One Another
Choosing The Right Band To Whine By |
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