Devised, written and designed by . . . MR NASH nash@falsebit.theweekly.co.uk | houseofnash.co.uk & MR MILLINGTON mil@falsebit.theweekly.co.uk | theweekly.co.uk/mil as THE WEEKLY SCIENCE COMBINE combine@falsebit.theweekly.co.uk Science by . . . MR NASH The Weekly (Series Three) is published the Mondays in between in Britain at https://theweekly.co.uk. The whole and the parts © 1898 The Weekly Science Combine. Every right reserved. (Remember to remove the falsebit if you're trying to contact us.) Sub Up | Policy of Privacy Contributors Some splendid pages of Telegraph-text . . . by MR S HOBBS theweekly.co.uk/hobbs Able assistance in Bettering Oneself and some improving pages of Telegraph-text . . . by MR H PATERSON tinyhorsey.co.uk Inspiring pages of Telegraph-text . . . by MR M SULLIVAN theweekly.co.uk/floss Contributors (Series Two) Co-bits for "Little Wonder", Knee-Sweep and Snow advertising-announcements, and a special Tom Sandwich board . . . by LADY DELUXE theweekly.co.uk/lady Advertising-announcement: 100% Flash-free site . . . by MR A MUTCHLER theweekly.co.uk/kturtle . . . from a general idea by the Combine A selection of Further Excellent Purchases . . . by MR S HOBBS theweekly.co.uk/hobbs A handsomely turned State of the Pound . . . by MR T NORRIS theweekly.co.uk/tim Irregular Dread: How To Set Your Garden On Fire and an enticingly shiny State of the Pound . . . by MR S ANDERSON theweekly.co.uk/steve Some instructive Letters From the Editor and the merry If Undelivered . . . by MR H PATERSON hugh@falsebit.theweekly.co.uk Acknowledgements THE WEEKLY S3 inspired by the tenacious litanies of . . . MR M ARCHER dazeofourlives.com The Gentrifier's Ministerial impersonation based on a palate originally cleft by . . . MR BIFFO bubblegun.com MR NASH extends a science-thank to the educational illustrato-works of . . . MR S VICKERS . . . MR BN BIRD bignosebird.com . . . MR M WRIGHT worldwidemart.com/scripts . . . MR Z MILOSEVIC xav.com 1999's The Weekly, Series One by MR NASH & MR MILLINGTON, and . . . MR C M "E" PENKETHMAN . . . MR T NORRIS theweekly.co.uk/tim . . . MR S KIRRANE . . . MR S HOBBS theweekly.co.uk/hobbs . . . MS TOBY ROTE . . . MR S CAMPBELL theweekly.co.uk/stuart The Weekly is made with MR NASH'S MAC for Monday, September 2nd It all made sense at the time. for Monday, August 19th I like spiders. for Monday, August 5th Hampered by a ridiculous honesty. for Monday, July 22nd Is this the last hurrah? Hurrah! for Monday, July 8th I brook no interruptive illness. For you. for Monday, June 24th A number of surprising pertinence is one hundred. for Monday, June 10th Party like it's 1984. for Monday, May 27th Beyond duty, there is obsession. for Sunday, September 1st They might as well have replaced her head with a rotating spiral and a soft hum, because I simply couldn't direct my attention anywhere else. for Sunday, August 11th I calculate that the chances of it happening elsewhere are 4. for Friday, August 2nd Hugely infectious fatal diseases = Great. for Sunday, July 21st I've always "sensed" it's awful. Possibly I was set off in that direction by hearing that you quite liked it. for Sunday, July 7th We did have the Sex Pistols in 1976, though, right? I didn't imagine everything. for Sunday, June 23rd The temptation to do this deliberately 1) to see if anyone notices and 2) as cover for the many, many times I'll do it accidentally is rabid. for Sunday, June 9th I can't bear embarrassing things - I'd much rather they all got shot than exposed as cheats. for Sunday, May 26th I hear it's going to rain too. © the weekly science combine