Dare to Poke God's Eye The Weekly: Maintaining Britain's Standards
Tom Sandwich
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Q. How do you make a bear cross?

A. Nail two bears together

Here be dragons

There go dragons

Q. What did the fly say to the giraffe?

A. Buzz buzz-a-buzz, baby

Q. What's brown and sticky?

A. Patricia Hayes

Eat at Joe's


Q. Where do astronauts eat their tea?

A. At their sa-"tea"-llite tea "tea"bles

Schoolboy Sandwich Boards, Ltd

Kick Me

Hoi Hup La!
Hey Hup Ho!

Doctor, doctor, a cat bit my chin

Okay, I'll write you a prescription then

Have you seen this man?

Have you seen this man?

Q. Which birds stick together?


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